perlovka_blog (perlovka_blog) wrote,

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I adore Andy :))

From "Satan's Testimony Rocks Enron Trial":

"... Satan responded to the prosecution’s questions about an alleged ten-year business relationship with Mr. Lay, with the Lord of Misrule offering phone logs documenting conversations with the former Enron chief as well as a receipt for Mr. Lay’s soul.
“I clearly remember the day I bought Ken’s soul,” Satan said. “I was shocked to find out it was still available.”
Harland Sturgis, a longtime observer of the legal scene in Houston, said that Satan’s testimony carries extra weight because “he is a well-known figure in Houston business circles.”
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